Last summer I went temporarily insane and wrote a long story poem about the Selkie myth... A long, metrically correct, rhyming story poem...about the Selkie myth. I know that sounds fist-gnawingly dull, but give it a chance! You'll laugh, you'll cry...or at the very least, shake your head and wonder what sort an idiot writes things like this in this day and age:
The Skin Stealer
Soon, there will be awesome paintings to go with it, by my uber-talened friend Quata.